Brian R. Scanlon
Hairassment fundraiser
Have you harassed this man for growing out his hair?
If so, you may be liable to pay Hairassment Tax
Despite the appearance depicted in the above photos, Brian R. Scanlon is a college educated, highly successful corporate businessman and not at all homeless. A former semi-professional equestrian athlete and competitor, horse owner and all around good dude, Brian has been a long time generous supportor of the Foundation at Never Say Never Stables.
This year, Brian has increased the stakes of his charitable giving by growing out his own mane for this fundraiser, all while enduring months of verbal abuse for his efforts.
IF you are responsible for the hairassment of Brian and his luxurious mane, please remit the apportioned Hairassment Tax amount corresponding to your individual level of abuse.
Hairassment Tax reference table
Side Eye, Snickering $10
Rude Comments, General Mockery $50
Full On Harassment, Humiliation $100
I plead NOT guilty but will pay any
amount to see this guy's hair chopped off $ Custom Amount
PLEASE REMIT YOUR PAYMENT BELOW:
Rude Comments, General Mockery $50
Full On Harassment, Humiliation $100
I plead NOT guilty but will pay any
amount to see this guy's hair chopped off $ Custom Amount
PLEASE REMIT YOUR PAYMENT BELOW:
ALL proceeds from this fundraiser will directly support the horses and animals of Never Say Never and the programs provided to special needs children in our community. Brian will generously be donating his lopped off mane to Locks of Love. Your tax deductible donation is a two for one!
THANK YOU
THANK YOU